Get met there FAST! CMDB: A Journey, Not a Destination. Pleeeez!

I was reading this article: CMDB - A Journey, Not a Destination while coming back from Chicago. The article is nice, but I was in the wrong mood to read it.

Stuck in the last row, middle seat, knees bumping on the front seat, over-sold and delayed plane, no food, funny smells (funny like.. never mind). In the middle of a way too long and unpleasant journey.

And I thought, "Hey, I'm American. I don't want the journey, I want to be tele-transported home now, damnit!" 

Enjoy this Delta video about life and manners in the middle seat. (Although they could make the seats bigger, they publish this video trying to change our behavior. I'm but mildly amused)

This article is published in accordance with the rules of this blot that state: on Fridays, try to be funny.